Message from Trixie

To all Monks

So sorry to offend - I always thought your motto was "Take what you can - Give nothing back!" Obviously I was wrong!!

And professional stereo-typing works both ways - What's wrong with being an Assassin?? It's honest work and pays well...

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Stupid things we've overheard...

This flickering torch light is playing tricks on my eyes. It almost seemed as though that chest moved by itself.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

— Henny Youngman