Message from Trixie

By Mistress Fi-Fi Trixie-Belle Latuche

To all Monks

So sorry to offend - I always thought your motto was "Take what you can - Give nothing back!" Obviously I was wrong!!

And professional stereo-typing works both ways - What's wrong with being an Assassin?? It's honest work and pays well...

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Stupid things we've overheard...

We open the door, throw in the dwarf, quickly shut the door, and wait for the screaming to stop. Then we open the door again. What do we see?... Dwarves? How many? Do they look upset?

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