It's only a Lich

By God

If god didn't want us to play with the lich, then he would have made sure we couldn't open the sarcophagus!

Stupid things we've overheard...

So you're Tiamat, huh? Are you evil? Yes? Would you like to convert?

Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically by definition be disqualified from ever doing so.

— Gore Vidal