It's only a Lich

By God

If god didn't want us to play with the lich, then he would have made sure we couldn't open the sarcophagus!

Stupid things we've overheard...

We'll let him fire the mortar, he's not to good with a gun.

I do not take a single newspaper, nor read one a month, and I feel myself infinitely the happier for it.

— Thomas Jefferson