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This flickering torch light is playing tricks on my eyes. It almost seemed as though that chest moved by itself.

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I had an epiphany a few years ago where I was out at a celebrity party and it suddenly dawned on me that I had yet to meet a celebrity who is as smart and interesting as any of my friends.