The Crew

This is the Dungeon Mafia. Enjoy them while they live.

Cacofonix

By God

Early 30’s with a kind heart and fair outlook - when it suits him, but a bit of a show pony.

Deadwood

By God

Deadwood. He's a bloody "awkward sod".

Egert Soll

By God

Egert is the only child of wealthy middle class parents. He was their pride and joy until an unfortunate incident with the head ostler. He is now on the run.

KRUDD

By God

Just a little something for the inquisitive!

Thorvald Thorvaldson

By God

Good 'ol Thorvald.

Theivin' Willie

By God

Theivin' Willie - we'd tell you more, but then we'd have to kill you. Maybe we should just kill yo... oooh... shiny...

Back to Home.

Stupid things we've overheard...

We open the door, throw in the dwarf, quickly shut the door, and wait for the screaming to stop. Then we open the door again. What do we see?... Dwarves? How many? Do they look upset?

Random Quote

I called the doctor “My wife is going into labour! What should I do?”

“Is this her first child?” he asked.

“No, this is her husband.”