It's only a Lich

By God

If god didn't want us to play with the lich, then he would have made sure we couldn't open the sarcophagus!

Stupid things we've overheard...

I don't understand. It should be dead by now.

OMG. OMG! I so forgot I had a blog. You people deserve better, and no doubt, this being the web, you've gone out and found it.

— Belle de Jour