Cacofonix

Cacofonix

(Human male, Bard, early 30’s with a kind heart and fair outlook - when it suits him, but a bit of a show pony)

Should a Bard with an ear for music, a silver tongue and a golden heart travel the world seeking folklore to put into his songs ?

No, no he should not.

But to travel the world seeking adventure, to write one’s own triumphs into those songs - now that is worthy of a Bard of my talents. A pleasant temperament and a good heart is seen by all, and to be seen and loved by all is surely my Fate. My name and my songs shall be my gift to the world. I was blessed with good looks and talent and all the rest I have managed myself.

‘Tis meet that Mordenkainen gifted me the secrets of creating his Magnificent Mansion, and surely no more need I suffer the back scratching lice infested inns of any country. It will be soft feather beds, exotic wholesome food and hedonistically good wine from now on. My companions are lucky indeed, that they meet me at my most generous.

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Stupid things we've overheard...

What kind of idiot would set booby traps in his own home?

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