Theivin' Willie

Theivin' Willie
Halfling / Lightfoot
Rogue / Thief
Chaotic / Neutral
Criminal / Burgular

Want to be cool with the kids?

Want the respect of your wife and slaves?

Or maybe you're simply after a quicky with Brenda from the Hairy Arms?

You need...

The Colourful Life and High-Tales of Theivin' Willie the (cough) Honourable Theef

Yes, that's right, everyone is talking about The Colourful Life and High-Tales of Theivin' Willie the (cough) Honourable Theef, that fantastic memoir of uber-thief Theivin' Willie.

The Colourful Life and High-Tales of Theivin' Willie the (cough) Honourable Theef is published in roughly six easy instalments and is vaguely suitable for all ages and races. Buy it now and it will last your family a life-time (actual lifespans may vary).

You will have tales to tell for generations, and you'll be the story-telling hero of the village (actual hero status may vary, and yeah well... so might the stories).

You need a copy of The Colourful Life and High-Tales of Theivin' Willie the (cough) Honourable Theef.

Pay now with six easy up-front payments, all this (more or less) could be yours now(-ish).

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Stupid things we've overheard...

No, I'm sure there's some stipulation that says a disintegrate spell won't work if the spellcaster casts it on himself. Here, I'll prove it.

Random Quote

The problem with ideology is if you got an ideology, you already got your mind made up, you know all the answers, and that makes evidence irrelevant and argument a waste of time, so you tend to govern by assertion and attack. The problem with that is that discourages thinking and gives you bad results.