Message from Banipal

For the information of the general reader, it should be noted that our journal is being written by an assasin. Say no more!

Ps I never said monks were noble. This is professional stereo-typing. The motto of my monastery was "Greed is Good, Violence is better, and getting away with it is Best". I try to live up to these inspiring words every day, in every way.

Mind you the local authorities did burn our monastery to the ground several years later. But that was just sour grapes.

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Stupid things we've overheard...

This flickering torch light is playing tricks on my eyes. It almost seemed as though that chest moved by itself.

Random Quote

It was a shocking thing to say, and I knew it was a shocking thing to say. But no one has the right to live without being shocked. No one has the right to spend their life without being offended. Nobody has to read this book. Nobody has to pick it up. Nobody has to open it. And if they open it and read it, they don't have to like it. And if you read it and dislike it, you don't have to remain silent about it. You can write to me - You can complain about it. You can write to the publisher. You can write to the paper. You can write your own book. You can do all those things, but there your rights stop. No one has the right to stop me from writing this book. No one has the right to stop it being published, or sold, or bought, or read.