Message from Banipal

For the information of the general reader, it should be noted that our journal is being written by an assasin. Say no more!

Ps I never said monks were noble. This is professional stereo-typing. The motto of my monastery was "Greed is Good, Violence is better, and getting away with it is Best". I try to live up to these inspiring words every day, in every way.

Mind you the local authorities did burn our monastery to the ground several years later. But that was just sour grapes.

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Stupid things we've overheard...

Well, *I* trust our party thief, and if he says this door isn't trapped, that's good enough for me.

Random Quote

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over; nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home.