Message from Banipal

For the information of the general reader, it should be noted that our journal is being written by an assasin. Say no more!

Ps I never said monks were noble. This is professional stereo-typing. The motto of my monastery was "Greed is Good, Violence is better, and getting away with it is Best". I try to live up to these inspiring words every day, in every way.

Mind you the local authorities did burn our monastery to the ground several years later. But that was just sour grapes.

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Stupid things we've overheard...

Aw, come on. I'm sure he's forgotten about that last time.

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One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.