Seasoned Halfling to go

I awoke, cold and with a very sore head...before I could open my eyes I could smell salt, pepper, herbs and stench of Goblin...

I opened one eye, 4 goblins where discussing preparation of the main course, from their discussion it soon became clear they were talking about me.

At this stage I wish I listened to what my mother's advice...(what did she say you ask? - *I don't know* - I never listened to her.

One thing I did remember was what Vila taught me at the guild - was getting out of ropes. Fortunately goblins don't seem to be very good with knots. I was able to free my hands, and then my feet....

....still 4 goblins in the kitchen, I grabbed a handful of pepper, watched and when most of their backs were turned, jumped up and ran for the door. Only 2 saw me, one tripped over and the other grabbed my leg. I threw the pepper in his eyes and opened the door.

From there I was able to get out and close the door behind me. I ran for the bush, some 40 yards away. I kept going up the hill, into deeper and deeper forest. Ducked beneath a fallen tree and sat there.

The goblins didn't find me but someone did - good old Snails. We hot footed it out of there and went back to our horses. The other horses where there! I grabbed a horse blanket and set off to find the others.

The others were circling the inn, I finally attracted Lyselle's attention and she and the others grabbed some ponies and we headed off. Back to Jotunsberg! Stopping off only to grab a souvenir goblin ...

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