Hamster Dreaming

Hamster Dreaming

(Sung to the tune of Helen Reddy's I am Woman)

I am Rattus - check my claws
watch me squeeze under the doors
and I hang around with hampsters all the time
but they're so engrossed with gold
I can see them growing old
and never, never, never going far...

Yes, I'm a Rat!
but a brown one not a black.
Yes, I've got a tail
Oh, so pink and soft, to flail.
If I had to I could eat anything,
My teeth are strong
My limbs are flexible
I am Rodeeent!!

— a descendant of the Mutant Turtles Sensai

Back to New God's Folly.


Stupid things we've overheard...

All right, we're in an unexplored dungeon in total darkness with no light sources or infravision... Hey, I know!! Let's make a lot of noise so we can locate each other by sound!!

Random Quote

Behold. The festering carcass of American rot shoved into an ill-fitting suit: the sleaze of a conman, the cowardice of a draft dodger, the gluttony of a parasite, the racism of a Klansman, the sexism of a back-alley creep, the ignorance of a bar-stool drunk, and the greed of a hedge-fund ghoul— all spray-painted orange and paraded like a prize hog at a county fair. Not a president. Not even a man. Just the diseased distillation of everything this country swears it isn’t but has always been— arrogance dressed up as exceptionalism, stupidity passed off as common sense, cruelty sold as toughness, greed exalted as ambition, and corruption worshiped like gospel. It is America’s shadow made flesh, a rotting pumpkin idol proving that when a nation kneels before money, power, and spite, it doesn’t just lose its soul— it sh*ts out this bloated obscenity and calls it a leader.