Hamster Dreaming

By Mistress Fi-Fi Trixie-Belle Latuche
Hamster Dreaming

(Sung to the tune of Helen Reddy's I am Woman)

I am Rattus - check my claws
watch me squeeze under the doors
and I hang around with hampsters all the time
but they're so engrossed with gold
I can see them growing old
and never, never, never going far...

Yes, I'm a Rat!
but a brown one not a black.
Yes, I've got a tail
Oh, so pink and soft, to flail.
If I had to I could eat anything,
My teeth are strong
My limbs are flexible
I am Rodeeent!!

— a descendant of the Mutant Turtles Sensai

Back to New God's Folly.


Stupid things we've overheard...

No problem! I'll just cast a... whoops, I forgot. I'm only 2nd level, aren't I?

Random Quote

With the $13-plus trillion we estimated to ultimately spend on the bailouts [in America], we could not only have bought and paid off every single subprime mortgage in the country (that would only have cost $1.4 trillion), we could have paid off every remaining mortgage of any kind in this country-and still have had enough money left over to buy a new house for every American who does not already have one.
— Matt Taibbi