Hamster Dreaming

Hamster Dreaming

(Sung to the tune of Helen Reddy's I am Woman)

I am Rattus - check my claws
watch me squeeze under the doors
and I hang around with hampsters all the time
but they're so engrossed with gold
I can see them growing old
and never, never, never going far...

Yes, I'm a Rat!
but a brown one not a black.
Yes, I've got a tail
Oh, so pink and soft, to flail.
If I had to I could eat anything,
My teeth are strong
My limbs are flexible
I am Rodeeent!!

— a descendant of the Mutant Turtles Sensai

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