Episode 2

By Theevin’ Willie

We are sailing down the stream. There is a strange druid here. He is called Deadwood. Herein known as Dagwood.

God decides that Dagwood joins the party. Not sure that he or we agree, but there you go.

That night… we pull into the “Black Hand” inn run by Igor Black.

This town is a busy place. Drink, dine, sleep.

Through the night… at 3:30am… Hooters notices that there is someone in our room!

A thief, a fighter, and a spell-caster brutally attack us!

An unprovoked attack!

They attempt to steel our stuff. This is just not on! JUST NOT ON!

And the little turd of a thief didn’t even acknowledge a fellow thief!!! He's must die!

Fight-fight-fight…

(While the rest of the party are fighting for their lives, Melchoir molests some nuns.)

Fight-fight-fight…

Back to The Dubious Chronicles of Wyvern’s Keep.


Stupid things we've overheard...

Thank God!! A hobgoblin camp up ahead! Maybe they can help heal our wounded!

Random Quote

The earth is the sphere, the measure of all; round it describe a dodecahedron; the sphere including this will be Mars. Round Mars describe a tetrahedron; the sphere including this will be Jupiter. Describe a cube round Jupiter; the sphere including this will be Saturn. Now, inscribe in the earth an icosahedron, the sphere inscribed in it will be Venus: inscribe an octahedron in Venus: the circle inscribed in it will be Mercury.
— Johannes Kepler