Episode 2

By Theevin’ Willie

We are sailing down the stream. There is a strange druid here. He is called Deadwood. Herein known as Dagwood.

God decides that Dagwood joins the party. Not sure that he or we agree, but there you go.

That night… we pull into the “Black Hand” inn run by Igor Black.

This town is a busy place. Drink, dine, sleep.

Through the night… at 3:30am… Hooters notices that there is someone in our room!

A thief, a fighter, and a spell-caster brutally attack us!

An unprovoked attack!

They attempt to steel our stuff. This is just not on! JUST NOT ON!

And the little turd of a thief didn’t even acknowledge a fellow thief!!! He's must die!

Fight-fight-fight…

(While the rest of the party are fighting for their lives, Melchoir molests some nuns.)

Fight-fight-fight…

Back to The Dubious Chronicles of Wyvern’s Keep.


Stupid things we've overheard...

I know an illusion when I see one.

Random Quote

They were warned 12 weeks ago what was coming. They did not accumulate test kits. They did not accumulate the necessary emergency equipment. They did not undertake a public education campaign. They gave no money to science, no money to research, no money to the International Vaccine Institute, no money to WHO. They diligently did not do anything useful.
— Bill Bowtell